A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
" How did you know that the cat was dead" she asked him.
" Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
innocently.
" You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
" You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:52 am
lol
i have read that before but still think it funny
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